secretsaturdays
The episode opens...
Fiskerton [Garbled]
Civilian Aah! The Phantom! I found the Phantom!
Fiskerton [Garbled]
[Intro Plays]
Civilian It's the mothership come back for him!
Fiskerton [Garbled]
Drew It's okay. We're the good guys.
Doc We can take you somewhere safe!
Civilian [Chanting]
Zak Come on. You can live in our house.
Doc Wait, that wasn't what we discussed.
Fiskerton [Garbled]
Zak Fisk's old tree? I don't get it. How is this part of my training?
Doyle It's not.
Zak What? You told Mom and Dad we were going on a week-long training mission and Fisk had to come help.
Doyle Yeah, none of those parts were true.
Zak Then why? Uh-
Doyle Because Fisk decided it was time to bring you in on this.
Zak In on what?
Fiskerton [Garbled]
Doyle When Argost had Fisk in Weird World, they weren't alone. There was something else. Some kind of half serpent, half lady.
Doyle Argost thought she could tell if Fisk was really the Cryptid Kur.
Zak What? Fisk is...
Fiskerton [Garbled]
Doyle Turns out, no. But the Serpent Lady did call Fisk a Lemurian. Said he wasn't Kur.
Rani Naga "But he can lead you to Kur!"
Zak You know how to find Kur? And you told Doyle instead of me?
Fiskerton [Garbled]
Doyle Whoa, whoa. Hey, Fisk didn't tell me anything. I was there, and Fisk doesn't know how to find Kur. No idea what a Lemurian even is. But if his people have some connection to what could be the ultimate evil Cryptid, you can see why you'd want to keep that quiet. For some reason, you're the only one he trusts.
Zak Come on, I'll show you our room.
Fiskerton [Garbled]
Zak Komodo, no! He's one of us now.
Fiskerton [Garbled]
Zak Hey, you know I got your back no matter what.
Fiskerton [Garbled]
Zak So what are we doing back at Fisk's old tree?
Zak Seriously, this was the best idea you had?
Fiskerton [Garbled]
Doyle Unless you know more about Lemuria than we do. All we found online is that it's some kind of lost ancient civilization.
Zak I've heard of it, but I'm pretty sure it's not under this tree.
Doyle Well, this tree is part of Fisk's past. Got to start digging somewhere. Uh-uh.
Fiskerton [Garbled]
Doyle Oh, I'm not chipping into the buffet.
Zak Whoa!
Doyle Careful, that's poisonous.
Zak Fisk? Uh, I don't think they're mad about the grubs.
Fiskerton [Garbled]
Zak SeeI told you I got your back!
Zak I just remembered where I heard of Lemuria before. Abby...
Fiskerton [Garbled]
Doyle Abby?
Zak Our old babysitter. She used to tell us bedtime stories about all the unexplained mysteries of the world.
Doyle Your storytelling babysitter? Is Lemuria adjacent to Sparkle Pixieland?
Fiskerton [Garbled]
Zak She's an expert on lost civilizations. You don't think we could use one of those?
Doyle I don't know. Is she cute?
Zak That's her.
Doyle Okay, bad idea.
Doyle It would be to leave before meeting. Girl. Doyle Blackwell. Adventurer for hire. Careful. I'm dangerous.
Abby Zak, look at you. I can't believe how big and handsome you've grown.
Zak Why, yes, I have. How kind of you to notice.
Abby Oh, and how's my favorite furball?
Fiskerton [Garbled]
[Act 2]
Abby I can't believe I babysat a real Lemurian. How did you keep it secret for so long?
Fiskerton [Garbled]
Zak He didn't know.
Drew The locals called him the Fiskerton Phantom.
Fiskerton [Garbled]
Doc Catchy, but not quite a scientific classification. I see primate and feline characteristics, but I truly have no idea what he is. Are we sure we're comfortable with this?
Fiskerton [Garbled]
Zak It's okay. I know what you are. You're a Saturday.
Fiskerton [Garbled]
Doyle So, babysitter. If you're not sure what we're looking for, why are we looking for it in Egypt?
Zak Why, Doyle, don't you know? The search for all lost civilizations begins in Alexandria.
Abby I can't believe you actually remembered that. Come on, Fisk.
Zak Oh, I'm a great listener. Ow!
Doyle Yeah? Do you hear that? You little...
Zak Hey! Abby!
Abby What we need is Alexandria's Royal Library, the largest collection of knowledge from the ancient world.
Fiskerton [Garbled]
Doyle The library that burned down thousands of years ago?
Abby Ah, so we have a history buff.
Doyle I'm kind of an everything buff.
Abby Then, of course, you know that the fire was only a cover, a way to hide the library's most important secrets.
Doyle Of course.
Abby Time to play dead.
Abby Welcome to Serapeum Two, the Royal Library of Alexandria. The Lemurian section is down here.
Fiskerton [Garbled]
Zak There's a Lemurian section?
Abby And this isn't all of it. The best stuff is stuck behind that door.
Abby They say it was locked by the Lemurians themselves.
Doyle Well, I'm more of a kicky-punchy guy than a reedy-thinky one, so, you know, I'll let you guys get to it.
Zak Doyle!
Zak I think you made the books mad!
Doyle Oh, yeah, that must be-
Doyle All right, all right, I'll read.
Zak There's something else in here.
Abby Those are load-bearing wall. If they go, this whole place comes down.
Doyle Hang on!
Doyle Kicky-punchy.
Doyle Hey, that was my hero moment!
Zak Fisk! Seriously!
Fiskerton [Garbled]
Abby Well, lovely locks. It seems you're officially Lemurian.
Zak Nice one, Fisk.
Doyle Brain girl, why is the floor moving?
Abby I... I don't know.
Abby Just focus on the light, Fiskerton. Focus on the light.
Zak So, that was pretty cool, right?
Abby These inscriptions, I think I can translate. Fiskerton, are you sure you want me to read this? This room was meant for Lemurian eyes only. If your people have a dark secret past, this is where we'll find it.
Zak Hyah Wa cha! Ka ta!
Fiskerton [Garbled]
Zak No, you don't have to go away. Watch this.
Doc Dare I ask?
Zak It was my fault. Sorry, Dad.
Doc Just be careful, boys.
Zak See? We're brothers now. No matter what happens.
Fiskerton [Garbled]
Fiskerton [Garbled]
Abby Instructions to... the Kur Guardians.
Zak Kur guardians? So Lemurians are Kur's bodyguards? And if my powers mean I'm supposed to fight Kur, does that mean me and Fisk?
Doyle It doesn't mean anything. Maybe Abby got the translation wrong.
Abby I did not.
Fiskerton [Garbled]
Zak You said instructions. Fisk wants to know what they are. Look, if we're gonna uncover the ugly truth about his people, let's go all the way.
Abby His wise eyes look to the entrance of enlightenment.
Doyle Mean anything to you?
Fiskerton [Garbled]
Abby Wait, where are we? Remarkable.
Doyle You care to share with the class there, Professor Babysitter?
Abby We're standing in the head of the Great Sphinx!
Abby His wise eyes.
Fiskerton [Garbled]
Abby 28 degrees, 58 minutes, 31 seconds due east. We've got a heading voice. Come on!
Abby Honing capabilities. And that's not even my favorite feature.
Zak Shotgun!
Doyle Hey!
Abby As long as we keep this heading in altitude, we should run smack into the entrance of enlightenment, whatever that is.
Zak Hmm, fascinating.
Abby God, this heading takes us right into the side of that mountain. I better switch to chopper mode so we can look around.
Zak Fisk, what are you doing?
Doc Have you lost your mind?
[Act 3]
Zak Way to go, Fisk.
Fiskerton [Garbled]
Zak But how did you know that rock was an illusion?
Fiskerton [Garbled]
Abby What? You almost blew us into a mountain on a guess?
Abby Looks like the Lemurian instinct is kicking in.
Abby So, where are we?
Abby Hmm. That's odd. GPS won't tell us our...
Zak Whoa.
Abby Iit's Shangri-La.
Doyle The Shangri-La? Yeah, okay, that was just for show. What are we talking about here?
Abby The mythic paradise in the Himalayas. I had no idea there was a Lemurian connection, but Fiskerton, is this where your people came from?
Fiskerton [Garbled]
Doyle Looks like your hometown got tagged, Gorilla Man. Anybody else getting really sick of snakes?
Fiskerton [Garbled]
Zak Fisk?
Zak Abby, what is that?
Abby I've never seen anything like it. It's not in any of the books on Lemuria.
Doyle Ah, and once more, ready thinky lets us down.
Abby Yes. Well, maybe you should go punch the alter and see how well that works.
Fiskerton [Garbled]
Doyle This one in the books?
Abby Uh-uh.
Lemurian Face Long have we waited your arrival, young Lemurian. There are a great many things to pass on to you, millennia of our history and culture.
Zak Is anybody else hearing the brick monkey talk inside their brain?
Abby Telepathic ["Tele-parth-ic"] communication, of course. It's the only way to be sure everyone hears in his own language.
Lemurian Face [Garbled Nonsense]. Many ages have passed since our people were scattered across this world and beyond. You, my kindred, may be the last Kur Guardian left on Earth.
Zak Hey, Brickface, Fisk isn't going to be anybody's guardian.
Lemurian Face You reject your own heritage? Impossible. No creature can escape its nature.
Doyle You're wrong. I got brought up like a punk thug and trained to be a crooked mercenary. But after I met my real family, I'm not that guy anymore.
Abby My, you are dangerous.
Doyle Like a hurricane, baby.
Zak Hey, Doyle, focus.
Lemurian Face This was unexpected. I don't--
Doyle It's her from Weird World.
Doyle Oh, and she fights, too.
Zak I know... Hang on, Fisk, I'm coming!
Zak What's with these things?
Abby Doyle!
Rani Naga This will hurt.
Rani Naga Kur will be revealed! You cannot stop it, Guardian!
Fiskerton [Garbled]
Zak C'mon! ... It's okay... We're always brothers.
Lemurian Face Embrace who you are. The future may depend on it. You must guard this world from the evil of Kur.
Zak Guard the world from Kur? Fisk-- your people are the good guys!
Fiskerton [Garbled]
Zak How cool are you, Fisk? The Kur Guardian, guarding the world from Kur.
Doyle Looks like you're still on the same team.
Zak On the same team? We are the team, right, brother?
Abby I'd like to ask Doc and Drew a few questions about that serpent woman, if it's all right to tell them your secrets now.
Doyle Hey, so speaking of questions, we should go out sometime. I know this cafe in Belarus.
Abby I'll get my parka.
Zak What? It was that easy? It's not supposed to be that easy. That wasn't even a question.
Fiskerton [Garbled]
Zak Okay, you're out of the family.
Fiskerton [Garbled "Say what?"]
[Credits Play]
v - e - d Transcripts
Season 1
The Kur Stone:Part One | The Kur Stone:Part Two | The Vengeance of Hibagon | The Ice Caverns of Ellef Ringnes | Guess Who's Going To Be Dinner | The King of Kumari Kandam | Van Rook's Apprentice | Twelve Hundred Degrees Fahrenheit | The Owlman Feeds at Midnight | The Swarm At The Edge Of Space | Eterno | Black Monday | Cryptid vs. Cryptid | The Underworld Bride | Ghost in the Machine | Something in the Water | Target: Fiskerton | Once More the Nightmare Factory | Curse of the Stolen Tiger | The Kur Guardian | Food of the Giants | The Atlas Pin | Paris is Melting | Where Lies the Engulfer | Shadows of Lemuria | Kur Rising
Season 2
Kur:Part One | Kur:Part Two | The Thousand Eyes of Ahuizotl | Into The Mouth of Darkness | The Legion of Garuda | The Return of Tsul 'Kalu | The Unblinking Eye | Life in the Underground | And Your Enemies Closer | War of the Cryptids
Special
T.G.I.S.