| The episode opens... | |
| Fiskerton | [Garbled] |
|---|---|
| Civilian | Aah! The Phantom! I found the Phantom! |
| Fiskerton | [Garbled] |
| [Intro Plays] | |
| Civilian | It's the mothership come back for him! |
| Fiskerton | [Garbled] |
| Drew | It's okay. We're the good guys. |
| Doc | We can take you somewhere safe! |
| Civilian | [Chanting] |
| Zak | Come on. You can live in our house. |
| Doc | Wait, that wasn't what we discussed. |
| Fiskerton | [Garbled] |
| Zak | Fisk's old tree? I don't get it. How is this part of my training? |
| Doyle | It's not. |
| Zak | What? You told Mom and Dad we were going on a week-long training mission and Fisk had to come help. |
| Doyle | Yeah, none of those parts were true. |
| Zak | Then why? Uh- |
| Doyle | Because Fisk decided it was time to bring you in on this. |
| Zak | In on what? |
| Fiskerton | [Garbled] |
| Doyle | When Argost had Fisk in Weird World, they weren't alone. There was something else. Some kind of half serpent, half lady. |
| Doyle | Argost thought she could tell if Fisk was really the Cryptid Kur. |
| Zak | What? Fisk is... |
| Fiskerton | [Garbled] |
| Doyle | Turns out, no. But the Serpent Lady did call Fisk a Lemurian. Said he wasn't Kur. |
| Rani Naga | "But he can lead you to Kur!" |
| Zak | You know how to find Kur? And you told Doyle instead of me? |
| Fiskerton | [Garbled] |
| Doyle | Whoa, whoa. Hey, Fisk didn't tell me anything. I was there, and Fisk doesn't know how to find Kur. No idea what a Lemurian even is. But if his people have some connection to what could be the ultimate evil Cryptid, you can see why you'd want to keep that quiet. For some reason, you're the only one he trusts. |
| Zak | Come on, I'll show you our room. |
| Fiskerton | [Garbled] |
| Zak | Komodo, no! He's one of us now. |
| Fiskerton | [Garbled] |
| Zak | Hey, you know I got your back no matter what. |
| Fiskerton | [Garbled] |
| Zak | So what are we doing back at Fisk's old tree? |
| Zak | Seriously, this was the best idea you had? |
| Fiskerton | [Garbled] |
| Doyle | Unless you know more about Lemuria than we do. All we found online is that it's some kind of lost ancient civilization. |
| Zak | I've heard of it, but I'm pretty sure it's not under this tree. |
| Doyle | Well, this tree is part of Fisk's past. Got to start digging somewhere. Uh-uh. |
| Fiskerton | [Garbled] |
| Doyle | Oh, I'm not chipping into the buffet. |
| Zak | Whoa! |
| Doyle | Careful, that's poisonous. |
| Zak | Fisk? Uh, I don't think they're mad about the grubs. |
| Fiskerton | [Garbled] |
| Zak | SeeI told you I got your back! |
| Zak | I just remembered where I heard of Lemuria before. Abby... |
| Fiskerton | [Garbled] |
| Doyle | Abby? |
| Zak | Our old babysitter. She used to tell us bedtime stories about all the unexplained mysteries of the world. |
| Doyle | Your storytelling babysitter? Is Lemuria adjacent to Sparkle Pixieland? |
| Fiskerton | [Garbled] |
| Zak | She's an expert on lost civilizations. You don't think we could use one of those? |
| Doyle | I don't know. Is she cute? |
| Zak | That's her. |
| Doyle | Okay, bad idea. |
| Doyle | It would be to leave before meeting. Girl. Doyle Blackwell. Adventurer for hire. Careful. I'm dangerous. |
| Abby | Zak, look at you. I can't believe how big and handsome you've grown. |
| Zak | Why, yes, I have. How kind of you to notice. |
| Abby | Oh, and how's my favorite furball? |
| Fiskerton | [Garbled] |
| [Act 2] | |
| Abby | I can't believe I babysat a real Lemurian. How did you keep it secret for so long? |
| Fiskerton | [Garbled] |
| Zak | He didn't know. |
| Drew | The locals called him the Fiskerton Phantom. |
| Fiskerton | [Garbled] |
| Doc | Catchy, but not quite a scientific classification. I see primate and feline characteristics, but I truly have no idea what he is. Are we sure we're comfortable with this? |
| Fiskerton | [Garbled] |
| Zak | It's okay. I know what you are. You're a Saturday. |
| Fiskerton | [Garbled] |
| Doyle | So, babysitter. If you're not sure what we're looking for, why are we looking for it in Egypt? |
| Zak | Why, Doyle, don't you know? The search for all lost civilizations begins in Alexandria. |
| Abby | I can't believe you actually remembered that. Come on, Fisk. |
| Zak | Oh, I'm a great listener. Ow! |
| Doyle | Yeah? Do you hear that? You little... |
| Zak | Hey! Abby! |
| Abby | What we need is Alexandria's Royal Library, the largest collection of knowledge from the ancient world. |
| Fiskerton | [Garbled] |
| Doyle | The library that burned down thousands of years ago? |
| Abby | Ah, so we have a history buff. |
| Doyle | I'm kind of an everything buff. |
| Abby | Then, of course, you know that the fire was only a cover, a way to hide the library's most important secrets. |
| Doyle | Of course. |
| Abby | Time to play dead. |
| Abby | Welcome to Serapeum Two, the Royal Library of Alexandria. The Lemurian section is down here. |
| Fiskerton | [Garbled] |
| Zak | There's a Lemurian section? |
| Abby | And this isn't all of it. The best stuff is stuck behind that door. |
| Abby | They say it was locked by the Lemurians themselves. |
| Doyle | Well, I'm more of a kicky-punchy guy than a reedy-thinky one, so, you know, I'll let you guys get to it. |
| Zak | Doyle! |
| Zak | I think you made the books mad! |
| Doyle | Oh, yeah, that must be- |
| Doyle | All right, all right, I'll read. |
| Zak | There's something else in here. |
| Abby | Those are load-bearing wall. If they go, this whole place comes down. |
| Doyle | Hang on! |
| Doyle | Kicky-punchy. |
| Doyle | Hey, that was my hero moment! |
| Zak | Fisk! Seriously! |
| Fiskerton | [Garbled] |
| Abby | Well, lovely locks. It seems you're officially Lemurian. |
| Zak | Nice one, Fisk. |
| Doyle | Brain girl, why is the floor moving? |
| Abby | I... I don't know. |
| Abby | Just focus on the light, Fiskerton. Focus on the light. |
| Zak | So, that was pretty cool, right? |
| Abby | These inscriptions, I think I can translate. Fiskerton, are you sure you want me to read this? This room was meant for Lemurian eyes only. If your people have a dark secret past, this is where we'll find it. |
| Zak | Hyah Wa cha! Ka ta! |
| Fiskerton | [Garbled] |
| Zak | No, you don't have to go away. Watch this. |
| Doc | Dare I ask? |
| Zak | It was my fault. Sorry, Dad. |
| Doc | Just be careful, boys. |
| Zak | See? We're brothers now. No matter what happens. |
| Fiskerton | [Garbled] |
| Fiskerton | [Garbled] |
| Abby | Instructions to... the Kur Guardians. |
| Zak | Kur guardians? So Lemurians are Kur's bodyguards? And if my powers mean I'm supposed to fight Kur, does that mean me and Fisk? |
| Doyle | It doesn't mean anything. Maybe Abby got the translation wrong. |
| Abby | I did not. |
| Fiskerton | [Garbled] |
| Zak | You said instructions. Fisk wants to know what they are. Look, if we're gonna uncover the ugly truth about his people, let's go all the way. |
| Abby | His wise eyes look to the entrance of enlightenment. |
| Doyle | Mean anything to you? |
| Fiskerton | [Garbled] |
| Abby | Wait, where are we? Remarkable. |
| Doyle | You care to share with the class there, Professor Babysitter? |
| Abby | We're standing in the head of the Great Sphinx! |
| Abby | His wise eyes. |
| Fiskerton | [Garbled] |
| Abby | 28 degrees, 58 minutes, 31 seconds due east. We've got a heading voice. Come on! |
| Abby | Honing capabilities. And that's not even my favorite feature. |
| Zak | Shotgun! |
| Doyle | Hey! |
| Abby | As long as we keep this heading in altitude, we should run smack into the entrance of enlightenment, whatever that is. |
| Zak | Hmm, fascinating. |
| Abby | God, this heading takes us right into the side of that mountain. I better switch to chopper mode so we can look around. |
| Zak | Fisk, what are you doing? |
| Doc | Have you lost your mind? |
| [Act 3] | |
| Zak | Way to go, Fisk. |
| Fiskerton | [Garbled] |
| Zak | But how did you know that rock was an illusion? |
| Fiskerton | [Garbled] |
| Abby | What? You almost blew us into a mountain on a guess? |
| Abby | Looks like the Lemurian instinct is kicking in. |
| Abby | So, where are we? |
| Abby | Hmm. That's odd. GPS won't tell us our... |
| Zak | Whoa. |
| Abby | Iit's Shangri-La. |
| Doyle | The Shangri-La? Yeah, okay, that was just for show. What are we talking about here? |
| Abby | The mythic paradise in the Himalayas. I had no idea there was a Lemurian connection, but Fiskerton, is this where your people came from? |
| Fiskerton | [Garbled] |
| Doyle | Looks like your hometown got tagged, Gorilla Man. Anybody else getting really sick of snakes? |
| Fiskerton | [Garbled] |
| Zak | Fisk? |
| Zak | Abby, what is that? |
| Abby | I've never seen anything like it. It's not in any of the books on Lemuria. |
| Doyle | Ah, and once more, ready thinky lets us down. |
| Abby | Yes. Well, maybe you should go punch the alter and see how well that works. |
| Fiskerton | [Garbled] |
| Doyle | This one in the books? |
| Abby | Uh-uh. |
| Lemurian Face | Long have we waited your arrival, young Lemurian. There are a great many things to pass on to you, millennia of our history and culture. |
| Zak | Is anybody else hearing the brick monkey talk inside their brain? |
| Abby | Telepathic ["Tele-parth-ic"] communication, of course. It's the only way to be sure everyone hears in his own language. |
| Lemurian Face | [Garbled Nonsense]. Many ages have passed since our people were scattered across this world and beyond. You, my kindred, may be the last Kur Guardian left on Earth. |
| Zak | Hey, Brickface, Fisk isn't going to be anybody's guardian. |
| Lemurian Face | You reject your own heritage? Impossible. No creature can escape its nature. |
| Doyle | You're wrong. I got brought up like a punk thug and trained to be a crooked mercenary. But after I met my real family, I'm not that guy anymore. |
| Abby | My, you are dangerous. |
| Doyle | Like a hurricane, baby. |
| Zak | Hey, Doyle, focus. |
| Lemurian Face | This was unexpected. I don't-- |
| Doyle | It's her from Weird World. |
| Doyle | Oh, and she fights, too. |
| Zak | I know... Hang on, Fisk, I'm coming! |
| Zak | What's with these things? |
| Abby | Doyle! |
| Rani Naga | This will hurt. |
| Rani Naga | Kur will be revealed! You cannot stop it, Guardian! |
| Fiskerton | [Garbled] |
| Zak | C'mon! ... It's okay... We're always brothers. |
| Lemurian Face | Embrace who you are. The future may depend on it. You must guard this world from the evil of Kur. |
| Zak | Guard the world from Kur? Fisk-- your people are the good guys! |
| Fiskerton | [Garbled] |
| Zak | How cool are you, Fisk? The Kur Guardian, guarding the world from Kur. |
| Doyle | Looks like you're still on the same team. |
| Zak | On the same team? We are the team, right, brother? |
| Abby | I'd like to ask Doc and Drew a few questions about that serpent woman, if it's all right to tell them your secrets now. |
| Doyle | Hey, so speaking of questions, we should go out sometime. I know this cafe in Belarus. |
| Abby | I'll get my parka. |
| Zak | What? It was that easy? It's not supposed to be that easy. That wasn't even a question. |
| Fiskerton | [Garbled] |
| Zak | Okay, you're out of the family. |
| Fiskerton | [Garbled "Say what?"] |
| [Credits Play] |