| The episode opens... | |
| Argost | Greetings and bienvenue. |
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| Munya | [Grunt] |
| Argost | So nice to be back in my own cozy dungeon. I'm deeply sorry we, at V.V. Argost's Weird World, have been off the air so long, but I do hope your vacation was as rewarding as mine. |
| Argost | Would you like to meet my reward? |
| Argost | I told you I'd found a kind of map, boys and girls. Well, I followed that map... but the naughty map makers tricked me... there was no treasure in their secret tomb, only another clue, a painting of a woefully unattractive creature. |
| Argost | Oh, endless questing, but happy day, children! After the struggle too horrible for your tender ears, Munya and I captured the beast. |
| Argost | Ah, no peekies. Not until I know whether this savage grotesquery is indeed the prize I seek. |
| Fiskerton | [Garbled] |
| Argost | And now a word of warning. Some poor, confused viewers may be feeling sorry for my new monster. I assure you the beast is well cared for as a guest in my home... but any fool who comes here on a misguided mission of liberation will not be so warmly received. |
| Argost | Men have tried to break into Weird World before, but as they all tragically discovered. Weird World is the kind of home that breaks back. |
| [Intro Plays] | |
| Zak | Eh, it looks bigger on TV. |
| Doc | This isn't a mission for jokes, Zak. Eleven years ago, your mother and I broke into Weird World, to get the Kur Stone back. We lost over half the membership of the Secret Scientist in that assault. |
| Zak | I know the story, Dad. I was just trying to break the tension. |
| Drew | Tension might be what keeps you alive, kiddo. You got to be on guard every second you're in there. |
| Doc | If you can't take this seriously, I don't want you anywhere near this nightmare factory. |
| Zak | Dad, I know. It's not some mystic rock this time. It's Fisk! I'm taking this seriously. And none of us are going home without it. |
| Doc | All right, then. Let's talk about our infiltration- |
| Drew | It's not like he doesn't know we're coming. |
| Fiskerton | [Garbled] |
| Argost | I must confess, I always assumed your role on Team Saturday was as a kind of imbecile mascot. Such hidden depth in you... |
| Argost | Manners! |
| Argost | Perimeter alarm. Munya, it seems we are hosting the entire family. See to it that they receive a real "Weird World" welcome. |
| Argost | You and I have a more important guest to wait for. |
| Fiskerton | [Garbled] |
| Drew | On the show, it looked like Fisk was being held in some kind of dungeon. I don't remember one from last time, but I guess... |
| Zak | Second basement, main hall, fourth door on the right, down one floor. There's a stone staircase on your left. |
| Zak | I talked Uncle Doyle into getting me a model of Weird World for all the birthdays he missed. |
| Zak | What? You're going to get mad about it now? When it's useful? |
| Doc | Careful. Nothing we faced can prepare you for Weird World... There are things here I hoped I'd never see again. Things so horrible- |
| Zak | What? |
| Doc | Huh? |
| Zak | Are you kidding me? You almost gave me a heart attack over a sheepdog? |
| Doc | Look out! |
| Drew | Komodo, no! |
| Zak | What is that thing? |
| Drew | I don't know. That's exactly the point. Don't trust anything in this mansion! |
| Zak | I got it! |
| Zak | Let's go! |
| Doc | Zak, wait! |
| Drew | Zak! Zak! Talk to me! |
| Zak | Ugh. That-- wasn't on the model. |
| Doc | This door is the exit. I remember it from last time! |
| Drew | You don't think he's remodeled in eleven years? |
| Zak | Everybody okay? |
| Zak | Easy, Zon. I'm barely holding that thing back. It's pretty angry. |
| Drew | Then let's not push our luck with another door. |
| Doc | Let's go. |
| Doc | Stay close. This house isn't done with us yet. |
| Drew | Doc! |
| Zak | Hey, Uncle Doyle! |
| Doyle | Miniman. Oh, it's about time the rest of the rescue party showed up. |
| Zak | How did you know? |
| Doyle | Saw the new Weird World episode. No big secret who was growling behind that dungeon door. |
| Doc | Uh-huh? So you were just hanging out, watching our archenemies TV show. |
| Doyle | Hey, it's good TV! Oh, are we doubting Uncle Doyle's loyalties now? |
| Doc | Not at all. If this really is Uncle Doyle and not another Weird World trick. |
| Zak | Dad! |
| Doyle | Are you serious? |
| Drew | What, he's a clone? Pod Doyle? Since when is Argost capable of-- |
| Doc | We don't know what Argost is capable of. You don't think it's suspicious that Doyle just happens to run into us on Argost's home turf? |
| Doyle | Whoa. |
| Doc | Truce? |
| Doyle | Done. |
| Doc | Let's go. |
| Argost | I assure you, my here suit behemoth, there's no need for panic. |
| Argost | Why would I hurt the key to all my happiness? |
| Naga | So you think you have found Kur? |
| Argost | Ah, my dear, but that's what you're here to tell me. |
| [Act 2] | |
| Argost | Ahem. You said you could tell if this Fiskerton Phantom is really the all-powerful Cryptid Kur? |
| Naga | I will never reveal my secrets until I know they will be safe! |
| Argost | Dearest serpentine lady, how could anyone feel unsafe in Weird World? |
| Zak | Huh? |
| Doyle | Okay, that was dumb. We can't go running around all in a pack or too large a target. We need to split into teams of two. Smaller, quicker. I'll go with- |
| Doc | No. That's how this place got us last time. We split up, and it picked us off one by one. |
| Zak | But, Dad, it makes sense to... |
| Doc | This family is staying together. |
| Doyle | Then I'll race you to Fisk. |
| Drew | Doyle, wait! |
| Doc | No! |
| Zak | Doyle! |
| Zak | Doyle! He's okay. |
| Doyle | Really? Ohh... |
| Drew | Hold on. We'll get you out of there. |
| Doc | What the... |
| Zak | Hurry! He's getting closed in! |
| Doyle | I'm still racing you to Fisk. |
| Zak | Cool. We should storm this place again when we don't. I want to have someone to rescue. You know, so we can really take it all in. |
| Doc | Zak. |
| Zak | I know, but the jokes make me feel better. It's what I do. |
| Doc | I'm not asking this for you, Zak. It's for me. |
| Zak | Huh? |
| Doc | Our last mission here was a fiasco. I blame myself for that. I just don't want it to happen again. Not to my own family. |
| Doc | I don't think I could take that. |
| Doc | I remember this noise. This noise is a bad noise. |
| Doc | Run! |
| Zak | Whoa! |
| Drew | Doc! |
| Doc | Drew! |
| Doc | Drew! Zak! Argh! |
| Doc | Should have upgraded to wireless cameras, Argost. |
| Drew | Ah... Poison-tongued flashlight frogs? Really? Cutting back on your monster budget, Argost? |
| Zak | Huh? |
| Zak | Why does everything cool try to kill me! Whoa! |
| Argost | My dear, there is a point where precaution becomes paranoia. Are you quite satisfied yet? |
| Naga | I sense no trickery from V.V. Argost. We may begin. |
| Argost | Splendid. |
| Doc | Where are they? |
| Doc | Get them out of there now! |
| Zak | Knock- it- off! |
| Zak | Okay, maybe one more time. |
| Drew | Zak! |
| Zak | Guys, I'm okay. I... Zon! |
| Zak | Yeah, I'm glad you're okay, too. |
| Drew | Zak, that's... the last piece of the Kur Stone. |
| Zak | Mom, we have to go! |
| Drew | Go! I'm right behind you! |
| Munya | [Chuckling] |
| Doc | No, no! |
| [Act 3] | |
| Naga | I hold a powerful relic derived from Kur's own essence. It glows in the presence of its master. Kur... |
| Argost | [Laughing] |
| Fiskerton | [Garbled] |
| Naga | Oh, this is not Kur. |
| Argost | Wwwhat!? Then explain what this was doing in Kur's tomb! |
| Naga | [Gasp] You have captured a Lenurian. He is not Kur, but he can lead you to Kur! |
| Fiskerton | [Garbled] |
| Doyle | Whoa. |
| Doc | Argost, I'm coming for you! |
| Argost | Nyah! What? |
| Doyle | Gorilla jailbreak. |
| Drew | Doc? Doc? |
| Zak | Fisk! |
| Zak | Yes! I miss you so much! Don't ever, ever do that to me again! |
| Fiskerton | [Garbled] |
| Drew | Doyle, we heard Doc yelling. |
| Doyle | They fell down here, Doc and Argost. |
| Zak | What? |
| Doc | You took everything from me! You like making nightmares come true? Welcome to yours! |
| Zak | Dad! Dad! We're okay! All of us! Fisk too! Doyle rescued him! |
| Doc | Zak! Drew? It... It didn't happen again? |
| Doc | No! |
| Argost | [Laughing] |
| Doc | We'll get him another time. If you're all safe, then it's over for now... We won. |
| Zak | Dad... |
| Doc | No, I don't care. I am not turning around to look at it. It's over. We won. |
| Doc | Well, I'd have to call that a success. |
| Drew | More than you know. Take a look at my souvenir photo. |
| Doc | The complete Kur stone. You found Argost's last piece. |
| Drew | Yeah, too late to beat him to the tomb of Kurr, obviously. But this snake woman really caught my eye. |
| Zak | Nasty. |
| Drew | Nothing about why Argost would have kidnapped Fiskerton, though. Did you see anything? Fiskerton? Doyle? |
| Fiskerton | [Garbled] |
| Doyle | Guy's just a psychopath, I guess. Hey, Fisk, come here and tell me what a hero I am. |
| Doyle | Hey, it's obvious this Lemurian stuff is news to you too. My mouth stays shut until you're ready to tell the family. Good? |
| Doc | Doyle. I need to talk to you. |
| Doyle | Are we really doing? I told you so's on this one, Professor. I mean, I am the one who found the missing- |
| Doc | I want you to come back, with us. |
| Doyle | Uh- You mean like a sleepover? Because if you're asking me to join the team, I'm pretty sure I already turned down that- |
| Doc | Doyle. I'm asking you for help. |
| Doc | And you just survived Weird World alone, for the second time. There are things you know, skills you have that I just don't. |
| Doyle | Wow. This must be really hard for you to admit. Keep going. |
| Doc | All I care about is protecting my family. If it'll help do that, I want you to train Zak to do the things you do. |
| Zak | What? |
| Fiskerton | [Garbled] |
| Drew | Uh, not all the things you do. |
| Zak | This is great! I'll be like your apprentice. No, sidekick. Partner. |
| Zak | Fisk is a sidekick. So, what? You're gonna say yes, right? |
| Doyle | Like I'm gonna say no now. Welcome to boot camp, Miniman. |
| Zak | Yes! |
| [Credits Play] |