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The episode opens...
Rani Naga [Chanting words including "Kur", "Tomb of Kur", and "Argost".]
Rani Naga Where is Kur?!
Rani Naga Argost!
[Intro Plays]
Drew Find yourself Fiskerton. You're a Lemurian. A Kur Guardian. Some part of you knows how to find Kur. We're going to unlock that part. Now, follow me.
Fiskerton [Garbled]
Zak Just try it, okay?
Fiskerton [Garbled]
Zak Ohmm...
Drew Ohmm- [Gasps]
Zak Okay. Okay, so it'll take time but I know you can do this Fisk.
Fiskerton [Garbled]
Drew One more try?
Fiskerton [Garbled]
Drew Earthquake?
Doc Mmhmm. Just trying to pinpoint the epicentre... Whoa.
Zak The whole planet shook?
Doyle ...At once. How is that possible?
Doc I... don't know.
Rani Naga Sss-saturdays.
Fiskerton [Garbled]
Zak Wait! That voice! That's-
Doyle ...The serpent lady we fought in Shangri-La, we knew she controlled snakes, but that's- just kind of freaky.
Rani Naga You have no idea the extent of my power. The jolt of the world just felt was from my merely striking the Atlas pin.
Rani Naga If you do not do as I say, I will tear the pin completely out.
Doc That's insane! You'd destroy the planet!
Rani Naga V.V. Argost stole a relic prized by my race. The coward fled to the skies before I could recover it. But you, could recover it. But you, you have fought him before. So now you will get my prize back. Or I pull the Atlas pin!
Zak Mom, Dad? I feel like I should be scared. But I have no idea why.
Drew According to legend, ancient Greek and Atlantean scientists spotted a flaw in the Earth's surface... A gap where two tectonic plates meet underwater. Left unchecked, the gap would generate earthquakes so massive continents would literally be ripped apart.
Doc As a solution, the scientists drove a rock wedge into the gap in to hold the Earth in place like the Titan Atlas.
Drew This one rock keeps the whole planet together. If she's found it, we'll have to do what she says.
Doyle What, so we're just going to surrender to Snake Lady? Based on some ancient legend?
Rani Naga Or you could base it on this!
Civilian [Screaming]
Zak Wait, we don't even know what this relic is!
Doyle Actually, I think I do. She used it on Fisk when Argost had him kidnapped. Supposed to glow when you bring it to your Kur.
Doc Argost must be using this relic to track down Kur. Which means we've got bad news on two fronts.
Drew We should split up
Doc Agreed. I'll take Doyle, Fisk, and Zon to track down Argost and get the relic.
Drew Zak and Komodo, you're with me. We're going to find and neutralise the Atlas Pin before this Serpent woman or anyone else gets a chance to use it. Any questions?
Zak Does nobody care that there's a king cobra running around our house?
Zak Nevermind.
Doc No trace of Argost and Weird World. If he's using the relic to search for Kur, it could be anywhere.
Zak Found him.
Doc What? How?
Zak He's a celebrity dad. People blog about seeing guys like that. Argost warplane has been spotted all over the world. Looks like he's crisscrossing the globe on a kind of search grid.
Doc That's great, Zak, now I can plot an intercept course.
Zak Already uploaded to the airship mainframe. Good luck.
Fiskerton [Garbled]
Doyle Hey cheer up old man, you can still push the execute button. Oops.
Zak Well, that was all my genius ideas. Now how do we find the Atlas Pin?
Drew Same way you find anything else underwater, We ask the experts.
Ulraj The Atlas Pin, I hoped it would never be found during my reign. And you truly believe Argost is mad enough to pull it out?
Zak Actually, this one isn't Argost. There's this new evil serpent lady who controls snakes and she-
Ulraj You have found a Naga? But there were none left! I thought! I have to warn my people.
Zak Whoa, whoa, Ulraj. We've already beaten her once. What's the big deal about one creepy snake controlling-?
Argost Nnrg! Not a hint of a glow from this infernal relic.
Munya [Grunts]
Argost Ah! Violence. Just the pick me up I crave.
Fiskerton [Garbled]
Doyle They're on to us. You want me on weapons, Fiskerton and Zak told me you got toasted in the last Argost dogfight.
Doc Maybe... but this time I brought something new.
Doyle Incoming rockets!
Doc Something new? The Griffin take the controls.
Doyle Pretty sure he meant me.
Argost Touche!
[Act 2]
Civilian Everybody take cover.
Zak I guess Naga knows we're after her.
Ulraj Stunning blasts only! This is still our city's serpent!
Drew To have that level of control over a serpent this big-
Ulraj This is nothing. The Naga were the scourge of the ancient world. Their dark mysticism corrupted everything they touched. We thought they were all destroyed but-
Drew "Dark mysticism"? Zak, we have to make a call.
Zak Now?
Ulraj Twenty pounds of fresh kelp if you stay and help stop the serpent.
Drew Doc, we need to talk.
Doc Now? I'm kind of in the middle of something.
Doc Okay, yours wins.
Drew The Nagas were evil Mystics. Whatever their Kur finding device is, it's full of dark magic.
Drew No matter what happens on our end, you have to destroy that relic.
Doyle A better idea, We take the relic and use it to find Kur ourselves. Shut them down with their own tech. It's like poetry.
Drew No! No, Doyle. Dark magic will twist anything it touches and anyone. Trust me, these are forces you do not want to mess with.
Zak We don't need a relic. We've got Fisk. His Lemurian instincts are going to find Kur for us.
Fiskerton [Garbled]
Doc I have to agree with Doyle. If we have any chance to find Kur before Argost, I'm willing to risk dark magic.
Drew Sounds like it's two to two. Well, that makes it your call, Fiskerton.
Fiskerton [Garbled]
Zak Keep the relic Fisk, you can do this.
Doyle Yay for democracy. Excuse us. Got business.
Zak Doyle!
Drew We're stuck! Uh, Zak go help Ulraj. I'll see what I can do here.
Argost Focus on the airship, the one that's large and slow.
Argost Uh, how I detest the fresh air.
Doc [Inaudible]
Doyle Oh come on, what happened to my wing man?
Doyle Oh hey, want to be promoted to captain?
Fiskerton [Garbled]
Doyle Jurassic, we're going out.
Fiskerton [Garbled]
Ulraj Look out!
Zak Nice save.
Ulraj Where have you been? You should be calming the serpent with your powers like you've done before!
Zak You don't think I've tried? I can't get a lock on it. Last time Zon kept me in its face. But the way it's thrashing and biting everything- Wait! Okay mom, whatever happens next, don't freak out.
Drew Wait, what?
Zak Hey, remember me? I'm back!
Drew Zak!
Drew Zak! Zak! Can you hear me?
Zak I told you not to freak out! Whoa!
Doyle Hey, professor, roll that freak off your plate.
Doc I'm trying, but he's damaged the controls. Everything's sluggish. I can barely even turn.
Doyle How are your air brakes?
Doc Just tell me when.
Doyle Now!
Zak Hey. Come on!
Argost I think I'll miss your brains the most, Doyle! Perhaps not quite as much as you will!
Doyle Huh? Oh, this is gonna.
Zak Aah!
Zak Well, alright!
Zak That's her! We have to catch her before she gets back to that Atlas Pin!
Ulraj What?
Drew Sorry, Your Majesty, but your city needs you more than we do.
Argost Munya, I'm loathe to admit we're losing this fight. Naturally, I blame you. Please fly us home to hide your shame.
Doyle Huh? Doc, they're getting away!
Zak Mom, she's getting away!
Drew Not if this works, she's not. Fire one and two!
Zak That's not her! That's... a serpent guy. There's another one?
Naga #1 Rani Nagi. Rani Nagi?
Drew Stick close. Rani Naga? That's- that's Hindi, Queen of the Nagas!
Rani Naga Arrogant ape creatures. You think you are smarter than a queen?Now see the price of your betrayal as your surface world dies, pull the Atlas pin!
[Act 3]
Drew Zak, this has to be stopped.
Drew No matter what!
Doyle Doc, can you get to Argost?
Doc I can barely keep this thing in the air. We can't let Argost get away with that relic!
Doyle That means it's up to you. Gorilla Cat!
Fiskerton [Garbled]
Doyle Snake lady's pulling the pin, Fisk. Don't think about it, just go on instinct!
Fiskerton [Garbled]
Doyle Are you humming? Are you humming?
Rani Naga Hyah!
Doyle Fisk, Fisk. Come on, talk to me, Furball.
Fiskerton [Garbled]
Fiskerton [Garbled]
Doyle Wait, did he just say catch me?
Fiskerton [Garbled]
Argost Munya!
Doyle C'mon, now. Now!
Doyle Gotcha!
Doyle You could have grabbed a chute, you know.
Fiskerton [Garbled]
Doyle Huh?
Doc Missiles still work fine.
Rani Naga You fight well and you have earned the Queen's mercy. I will not make you live to see your world torn apart.
Drew Dig deep Zak, this is for the whole earth.
Rani Naga What?
Ulraj Ha!
Ulraj Kumari forces! Fire! Ha!
Zak I saved your city first.
Ulraj I saved your whole world.
Zak We'll call it even.
Ulraj What? No, we won't. I saved your world.
Zak Which you wouldn't have been able to do if I hadn't saved you first?
Ulraj Well, that's hardly the point. I drove a serpent-- a giant serpent!
Fiskerton [Garbled]
Zak Way to go, Fisk. Check out those Lemurian instincts coming through! I knew you could do it. Next stop Kur!
Fiskerton [Garbled]
Doc And the serpent woman?
Drew Escaped, but I doubt they'd given up completely.
Doc They?
Drew Well, let's just enjoy the win.
Doyle Hey furball, what are you doing?
Doyle What did you just do?
Zak I think you just changed his vote. Come on, Fisk, show him how you're going to find Kur.
Fiskerton [Garbled]
Zak You'll get it eventually, just trust him. Okay?
Doyle Looks like we're going to have to.
Doyle Sorry Zak man, but I got to follow my instincts too.
[Credits Play]
v - e - d Transcripts
Season 1
The Kur Stone:Part One | The Kur Stone:Part Two | The Vengeance of Hibagon | The Ice Caverns of Ellef Ringnes | Guess Who's Going To Be Dinner | The King of Kumari Kandam | Van Rook's Apprentice | Twelve Hundred Degrees Fahrenheit | The Owlman Feeds at Midnight | The Swarm At The Edge Of Space | Eterno | Black Monday | Cryptid vs. Cryptid | The Underworld Bride | Ghost in the Machine | Something in the Water | Target: Fiskerton | Once More the Nightmare Factory | Curse of the Stolen Tiger | The Kur Guardian | Food of the Giants | The Atlas Pin | Paris is Melting | Where Lies the Engulfer | Shadows of Lemuria | Kur Rising
Season 2
Kur:Part One | Kur:Part Two | The Thousand Eyes of Ahuizotl | Into The Mouth of Darkness | The Legion of Garuda | The Return of Tsul 'Kalu | The Unblinking Eye | Life in the Underground | And Your Enemies Closer | War of the Cryptids
Special
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