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The episode opens...
Drew According to the legend, whoever controls the Cryptid Kur controls the world. Ultimate, limitless power.
Doc If Argost can find and control Kur, he'll have the power to raise an entire army of Cryptids, a strike force of the strongest, deadliest beasts in the world.
Doc If that evil gets loose, especially in Argost's hands, you may be the only one who can stop it.
Argost Know this boy. When I find Kur, its power will crush yours like a field mouse in the paw of a Bengal tiger! Yah!
Rani Naga You have captured a Lemurian. He is not Kur, but he can lead you to Kur!
Zak Now, Fisk, be a Lemurian. Be a Kur guardian. Show me where in the world we find Kur.
Fiskerton [Garbled]
Argost Munya? We have our destination... Antarctica.
Zak Just go back to the DRB, Zon. You don't have to stay here! She's cold-blooded. She can't stand weather like this. Why won't she go back?
Drew Because we all know what's at stake here! If Fiskerton's instincts were right-
Fiskerton [Garbled]
Drew Okay, assuming Fisk was right, we're going to find Kur in this caldera.
Doc There aren't a lot of moments like this in life, Zak. Times when you're forced to prove who you are, what you're really made of. And none of us is going to let you face this one alone.
Zak Seriously, Dad, could you put any more pressure on me?
Drew Doc?
Fiskerton [Garbled]
Doc What? I didn't mean- that was supposed to be inspirational.
Zak Fisk, do something funny. Cut the tension a little.
Fiskerton [Garbled]
Zak I didn't say you were a trained monkey. Just do whatever. Come on.
Fiskerton [Garbled]
Zak Fisk!
Fiskerton [Garbled]
Zak Perfect.
Doc All right, let's go join him. Kur has to be somewhere down... there.
Fiskerton [Garbled]
[Intro Plays]
Zak Uh, Fisk?
Fiskerton [Garbled]
Zak Wow, it's really here. Should I be... Doing warm-ups or something?
Drew It seems to be in suspended animation. We may still get out of this without a fight.
Doc We'll have to transport it someplace secure, where the Secret Scientists can keep it under permanent guard.
Fiskerton [Garbled]
Drew Maybe if we cut around the whole ice block.
Doc Transportation's still the issue. Dr. Grey's matter displacement field might do it, but something that size...
Fiskerton [Garbled]
Drew Fiskerton, hold still.
Zak Something's wrong. Hang on, Fisk, I'm coming down!
Doc Zak, no! We can't risk freeing Kur!
Drew What is that-? Stop! Uh.
Zak Mom, Dad, I saw these bugs in Weird World. They're Argost's.
Fiskerton [Ga
Drew Fisk, get out of there!
Doc No!
Argost I never dreamed the world could hold such beauty.
Zak That's Kur? I thought he'd be bigger.
Drew Size isn't power, Zak. That thing's supposed to be able to raise a Cryptid army. Can you stop it?
Zak I think so. It's kind of what I was born to do, right?
Argost Munya, I feel the pull of destiny. I'll be to the beast.
Doc Fiskerton, get Zak and focus on Kur! We'll take care of Argost.
Argost Greetings and bienvenue Great Kur. Tell me, in all your years reaking destruction and woe on the ancient world, did you chance across any of these delicate beauties? Devonian Analysts? Feeders on the life essence. I find they have so many uses. Such as...
Zak Ow! Ow! Just do it fast. Get it over with.
Zak I said fast, not hard!
Fiskerton [Garbled]
Zak Fisk, hammer throw!
Zak Ancient evil, huh? Look at you. You're a sausage with a mouth. Come on. Your power against is mine.
Zak Huh? Dad, there's nothing!
Zak Whoa!
Doc Zak, tell me what's happening.
Zak I don't know. I try my powers and I get nothing. Like there's not even a Cryptid brain to connect with!
Drew Are we sure- this is really Kur?
Doyle Hang on, I'll check.
Zak Doyle?
Doyle The Naga's Kur detector's going hot. That's your monster down there.
Drew The Naga's-? Doyle, you recovered that dark magic relic? I warned you to leave it alone.
Doyle Hey, ease off the paranoia. You really think something bad's gonna happen just because I've got an evil juju stick?
Drew Whoa!
Zak Whoa!
Drew Look out!
Zak There's more than one Kur?
Drew I have a bad feeling I know why you couldn't connect.
Zak What? Why?
Drew I don't think that's the end with the brain in it.
[Act 2]
Fiskerton [Garbled]
Zak Ready for this, Kur Guardian?
Fiskerton [Garbled]
Doyle It's your party, Zak Man. Tell us when to blow up the candles.
Zak Go!
Argost Well, this does make things simpler.
Doc I really wish we tested this.
Drew Really? Then it wouldn't be half this exciting.
Doc Now, Zak! Bring it down!
Zak It's working! I've got a connection!
Drew Zak!
Doyle Whoa.
Zak Something happened. Power surge. Like there's... a lot of them.
Doyle Huh?
Doc Zak, we need your power!
Zak I'm trying! It's just not working! He's too strong! I don't know if Kur can be controlled.
Doyle Yeah, take him down, mini-man!
Zak That... Wasn't me.
Doyle Why is this thing going after Zak?
Zak Somebody else has control of it. It's not in its own mind!
Doc Argost.
Drew He knows Zak is our only defense. We have to get him out of here. We'll regroup with the Secret Scientists. Come up with a plan.
Zak No, Mom! This means we still have a chance. Kur can be controlled.
Doc How's he doing it? It's too big for a neural parasite.
Fiskerton [Garbled]
Zak It's not a parasite this time. Argost is inside Kur. I know it. And if we're gonna stop him, I have to go in there, too.
Doyle I'm up for it. So what, we go in the big mouths on the side?
Zak No, I meant just me.
Fiskerton [Garbled]
Zak Fisk, listen. You think I want to do this alone? If I'm going to have a chance in there, the rest of you have to keep Kur busy out here. This is one of those moments, okay? ...Like Dad was saying, whatever happens, we're going to see what I'm made of, who I am.
Zak Wow, Mom, this is really when I expected a "Zak. No, it's too dangerous!"
Drew It is. But I already know who you are. If you say you can do this, then... Please be careful.
Zak I'm going inside the belly of the ultimate evil Cryptid to fight our archenemy. We're way past careful.
Doc Then just be smart.
Zak Cool!
Zak Whoa. Does this mean I'm a man now?
Doc It means I want my son to have all the firepower he can get. Don't get ahead of yourself.
Zak Mom, come on. I still need you guys to fight her outside. I can't take all of your weapons.
Drew You may not have noticed, but we're actually kind of geniuses. We'll figure something out.
Fiskerton [Garbled]
Doyle He doesn't even have a free hand!
Zak The second I get inside, cut loose with everything you've got.
Zak Fisk!
Fiskerton [Garbled]
Zak Me and the Kur Guardian. Looks like we're a team till the end, huh?
Argost Little Saturday... I know you're in here. I can feel you.
Fiskerton [Garbled]
Zak Fine, but I'm keeping the glove.
Fiskerton [Garbled]
Argost That's right. Come closer.
Argost Ignore your fear. Ignore every cell in your body, screaming out what a horrible idea this is. You're very nearly there.
Argost Greetings and bienvenue welcome to the end of everything you know.
[Act 3]
Argost How does it feel, young Saturday, to know I may never have found Kur without your help? Perhaps after my Crpytids bringing the world to its knees, we'll build you a monument.
Zak I can't believe I used to watch your TV show.
Argost Munya, I told the boy Kur's power would crush his. Please don't deny me the pleasure of proving it.
Zak If you're so sure, why did you make Kur attack me first? You know I have the power to beat you, don't you? And you're just a TV star with some Cryptid magic tricks. You're scared of me.
Argost Oh, yes, petrified.
Fiskerton [Garbled]
Argost I go to nothing because you are nothing. Everything you've done will amount to nothing.
Zak They'll stop you!
Argost Too late, Little Saturday. I control Kur. The end has already begun.
Doc What?
Doyle Oh, great. It flies.
Doc No! If we lose Kur to the open sky, we may never find it again.
Drew Yeah, not until Argost starts swooping down on world capitals with a Cryptid army under his control.
Doyle Jurassic, give me some air!
Argost Kur and I are one. His body is my body and your body. Well, I hope you like the two piece model.
Argost Did you really think that would work? This is Kur, boy. He was ancient before man's time began! His power has layed wastes to civilizations!
Argost And who are you?
Zak I'm the kid who's gonna stop him.
Argost What?
Doyle What's going on?
Doc My boy's winning!
Fiskerton [Garbled]
Zak Wanna tag back in?
Argost No, Kur is mine! This is my destiny! Aah!
Fiskerton [Garbled]
Zak Hang on, Fisk! This is gonna be big! Hyah!
Drew Yeah!
Fiskerton [Garbled]
Zak Yeah... Just weak. Drained.
Argost Noo-oo-oo!
Argost Sending your Cryptids in to finish me off? Such bloodthirsty banash.
Zak I- I'm not controlling them.
Argost Then they're still mine. Hear and obey me, beasts. I speak for Kur! And Kur commands you to- Tear the boy apart!
Argost Not me, the boy! I command-!
Fiskerton [Garbled]
Zak Come on. It's over.
Argost Ahh... Whatever happens to me... I want you to make them hurt.
Argost Munya! Stop this! Munya!
Doyle Oh, well, that is just all different shades of nasty.
Drew It's finally over. Eleven years of hoping we'd never have to face Kur, and now that we have... I can't believe this is him.
Doyle You don't have to believe it. That's why I brought the proof.
Doyle See, I figured out how it works. The glow gets brighter the closer you are to Kur.
Drew Doyle, just get rid of that thing. Trust me, you hang on to something like that too long, you'll wish you'd never found it.
Zak Huh?
Doc Zak! Boys!
Drew Ohh! Are you guys all right?
Zak We're okay. Did you see what I did?
Fiskerton [Garbled]
Doyle Uh, Professor?
Zak Mom?
[Credits Play]
v - e - d Transcripts
Season 1
The Kur Stone:Part One | The Kur Stone:Part Two | The Vengeance of Hibagon | The Ice Caverns of Ellef Ringnes | Guess Who's Going To Be Dinner | The King of Kumari Kandam | Van Rook's Apprentice | Twelve Hundred Degrees Fahrenheit | The Owlman Feeds at Midnight | The Swarm At The Edge Of Space | Eterno | Black Monday | Cryptid vs. Cryptid | The Underworld Bride | Ghost in the Machine | Something in the Water | Target: Fiskerton | Once More the Nightmare Factory | Curse of the Stolen Tiger | The Kur Guardian | Food of the Giants | The Atlas Pin | Paris is Melting | Where Lies the Engulfer | Shadows of Lemuria | Kur Rising
Season 2
Kur:Part One | Kur:Part Two | The Thousand Eyes of Ahuizotl | Into The Mouth of Darkness | The Legion of Garuda | The Return of Tsul 'Kalu | The Unblinking Eye | Life in the Underground | And Your Enemies Closer | War of the Cryptids
Special
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