| The episode opens... | |
| Drew | According to the legend, whoever controls the Cryptid Kur controls the world. Ultimate, limitless power. |
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| Doc | If Argost can find and control Kur, he'll have the power to raise an entire army of Cryptids, a strike force of the strongest, deadliest beasts in the world. |
| Doc | If that evil gets loose, especially in Argost's hands, you may be the only one who can stop it. |
| Argost | Know this boy. When I find Kur, its power will crush yours like a field mouse in the paw of a Bengal tiger! Yah! |
| Rani Naga | You have captured a Lemurian. He is not Kur, but he can lead you to Kur! |
| Zak | Now, Fisk, be a Lemurian. Be a Kur guardian. Show me where in the world we find Kur. |
| Fiskerton | [Garbled] |
| Argost | Munya? We have our destination... Antarctica. |
| Zak | Just go back to the DRB, Zon. You don't have to stay here! She's cold-blooded. She can't stand weather like this. Why won't she go back? |
| Drew | Because we all know what's at stake here! If Fiskerton's instincts were right- |
| Fiskerton | [Garbled] |
| Drew | Okay, assuming Fisk was right, we're going to find Kur in this caldera. |
| Doc | There aren't a lot of moments like this in life, Zak. Times when you're forced to prove who you are, what you're really made of. And none of us is going to let you face this one alone. |
| Zak | Seriously, Dad, could you put any more pressure on me? |
| Drew | Doc? |
| Fiskerton | [Garbled] |
| Doc | What? I didn't mean- that was supposed to be inspirational. |
| Zak | Fisk, do something funny. Cut the tension a little. |
| Fiskerton | [Garbled] |
| Zak | I didn't say you were a trained monkey. Just do whatever. Come on. |
| Fiskerton | [Garbled] |
| Zak | Fisk! |
| Fiskerton | [Garbled] |
| Zak | Perfect. |
| Doc | All right, let's go join him. Kur has to be somewhere down... there. |
| Fiskerton | [Garbled] |
| [Intro Plays] | |
| Zak | Uh, Fisk? |
| Fiskerton | [Garbled] |
| Zak | Wow, it's really here. Should I be... Doing warm-ups or something? |
| Drew | It seems to be in suspended animation. We may still get out of this without a fight. |
| Doc | We'll have to transport it someplace secure, where the Secret Scientists can keep it under permanent guard. |
| Fiskerton | [Garbled] |
| Drew | Maybe if we cut around the whole ice block. |
| Doc | Transportation's still the issue. Dr. Grey's matter displacement field might do it, but something that size... |
| Fiskerton | [Garbled] |
| Drew | Fiskerton, hold still. |
| Zak | Something's wrong. Hang on, Fisk, I'm coming down! |
| Doc | Zak, no! We can't risk freeing Kur! |
| Drew | What is that-? Stop! Uh. |
| Zak | Mom, Dad, I saw these bugs in Weird World. They're Argost's. |
| Fiskerton | [Ga |
| Drew | Fisk, get out of there! |
| Doc | No! |
| Argost | I never dreamed the world could hold such beauty. |
| Zak | That's Kur? I thought he'd be bigger. |
| Drew | Size isn't power, Zak. That thing's supposed to be able to raise a Cryptid army. Can you stop it? |
| Zak | I think so. It's kind of what I was born to do, right? |
| Argost | Munya, I feel the pull of destiny. I'll be to the beast. |
| Doc | Fiskerton, get Zak and focus on Kur! We'll take care of Argost. |
| Argost | Greetings and bienvenue Great Kur. Tell me, in all your years reaking destruction and woe on the ancient world, did you chance across any of these delicate beauties? Devonian Analysts? Feeders on the life essence. I find they have so many uses. Such as... |
| Zak | Ow! Ow! Just do it fast. Get it over with. |
| Zak | I said fast, not hard! |
| Fiskerton | [Garbled] |
| Zak | Fisk, hammer throw! |
| Zak | Ancient evil, huh? Look at you. You're a sausage with a mouth. Come on. Your power against is mine. |
| Zak | Huh? Dad, there's nothing! |
| Zak | Whoa! |
| Doc | Zak, tell me what's happening. |
| Zak | I don't know. I try my powers and I get nothing. Like there's not even a Cryptid brain to connect with! |
| Drew | Are we sure- this is really Kur? |
| Doyle | Hang on, I'll check. |
| Zak | Doyle? |
| Doyle | The Naga's Kur detector's going hot. That's your monster down there. |
| Drew | The Naga's-? Doyle, you recovered that dark magic relic? I warned you to leave it alone. |
| Doyle | Hey, ease off the paranoia. You really think something bad's gonna happen just because I've got an evil juju stick? |
| Drew | Whoa! |
| Zak | Whoa! |
| Drew | Look out! |
| Zak | There's more than one Kur? |
| Drew | I have a bad feeling I know why you couldn't connect. |
| Zak | What? Why? |
| Drew | I don't think that's the end with the brain in it. |
| [Act 2] | |
| Fiskerton | [Garbled] |
| Zak | Ready for this, Kur Guardian? |
| Fiskerton | [Garbled] |
| Doyle | It's your party, Zak Man. Tell us when to blow up the candles. |
| Zak | Go! |
| Argost | Well, this does make things simpler. |
| Doc | I really wish we tested this. |
| Drew | Really? Then it wouldn't be half this exciting. |
| Doc | Now, Zak! Bring it down! |
| Zak | It's working! I've got a connection! |
| Drew | Zak! |
| Doyle | Whoa. |
| Zak | Something happened. Power surge. Like there's... a lot of them. |
| Doyle | Huh? |
| Doc | Zak, we need your power! |
| Zak | I'm trying! It's just not working! He's too strong! I don't know if Kur can be controlled. |
| Doyle | Yeah, take him down, mini-man! |
| Zak | That... Wasn't me. |
| Doyle | Why is this thing going after Zak? |
| Zak | Somebody else has control of it. It's not in its own mind! |
| Doc | Argost. |
| Drew | He knows Zak is our only defense. We have to get him out of here. We'll regroup with the Secret Scientists. Come up with a plan. |
| Zak | No, Mom! This means we still have a chance. Kur can be controlled. |
| Doc | How's he doing it? It's too big for a neural parasite. |
| Fiskerton | [Garbled] |
| Zak | It's not a parasite this time. Argost is inside Kur. I know it. And if we're gonna stop him, I have to go in there, too. |
| Doyle | I'm up for it. So what, we go in the big mouths on the side? |
| Zak | No, I meant just me. |
| Fiskerton | [Garbled] |
| Zak | Fisk, listen. You think I want to do this alone? If I'm going to have a chance in there, the rest of you have to keep Kur busy out here. This is one of those moments, okay? ...Like Dad was saying, whatever happens, we're going to see what I'm made of, who I am. |
| Zak | Wow, Mom, this is really when I expected a "Zak. No, it's too dangerous!" |
| Drew | It is. But I already know who you are. If you say you can do this, then... Please be careful. |
| Zak | I'm going inside the belly of the ultimate evil Cryptid to fight our archenemy. We're way past careful. |
| Doc | Then just be smart. |
| Zak | Cool! |
| Zak | Whoa. Does this mean I'm a man now? |
| Doc | It means I want my son to have all the firepower he can get. Don't get ahead of yourself. |
| Zak | Mom, come on. I still need you guys to fight her outside. I can't take all of your weapons. |
| Drew | You may not have noticed, but we're actually kind of geniuses. We'll figure something out. |
| Fiskerton | [Garbled] |
| Doyle | He doesn't even have a free hand! |
| Zak | The second I get inside, cut loose with everything you've got. |
| Zak | Fisk! |
| Fiskerton | [Garbled] |
| Zak | Me and the Kur Guardian. Looks like we're a team till the end, huh? |
| Argost | Little Saturday... I know you're in here. I can feel you. |
| Fiskerton | [Garbled] |
| Zak | Fine, but I'm keeping the glove. |
| Fiskerton | [Garbled] |
| Argost | That's right. Come closer. |
| Argost | Ignore your fear. Ignore every cell in your body, screaming out what a horrible idea this is. You're very nearly there. |
| Argost | Greetings and bienvenue welcome to the end of everything you know. |
| [Act 3] | |
| Argost | How does it feel, young Saturday, to know I may never have found Kur without your help? Perhaps after my Crpytids bringing the world to its knees, we'll build you a monument. |
| Zak | I can't believe I used to watch your TV show. |
| Argost | Munya, I told the boy Kur's power would crush his. Please don't deny me the pleasure of proving it. |
| Zak | If you're so sure, why did you make Kur attack me first? You know I have the power to beat you, don't you? And you're just a TV star with some Cryptid magic tricks. You're scared of me. |
| Argost | Oh, yes, petrified. |
| Fiskerton | [Garbled] |
| Argost | I go to nothing because you are nothing. Everything you've done will amount to nothing. |
| Zak | They'll stop you! |
| Argost | Too late, Little Saturday. I control Kur. The end has already begun. |
| Doc | What? |
| Doyle | Oh, great. It flies. |
| Doc | No! If we lose Kur to the open sky, we may never find it again. |
| Drew | Yeah, not until Argost starts swooping down on world capitals with a Cryptid army under his control. |
| Doyle | Jurassic, give me some air! |
| Argost | Kur and I are one. His body is my body and your body. Well, I hope you like the two piece model. |
| Argost | Did you really think that would work? This is Kur, boy. He was ancient before man's time began! His power has layed wastes to civilizations! |
| Argost | And who are you? |
| Zak | I'm the kid who's gonna stop him. |
| Argost | What? |
| Doyle | What's going on? |
| Doc | My boy's winning! |
| Fiskerton | [Garbled] |
| Zak | Wanna tag back in? |
| Argost | No, Kur is mine! This is my destiny! Aah! |
| Fiskerton | [Garbled] |
| Zak | Hang on, Fisk! This is gonna be big! Hyah! |
| Drew | Yeah! |
| Fiskerton | [Garbled] |
| Zak | Yeah... Just weak. Drained. |
| Argost | Noo-oo-oo! |
| Argost | Sending your Cryptids in to finish me off? Such bloodthirsty banash. |
| Zak | I- I'm not controlling them. |
| Argost | Then they're still mine. Hear and obey me, beasts. I speak for Kur! And Kur commands you to- Tear the boy apart! |
| Argost | Not me, the boy! I command-! |
| Fiskerton | [Garbled] |
| Zak | Come on. It's over. |
| Argost | Ahh... Whatever happens to me... I want you to make them hurt. |
| Argost | Munya! Stop this! Munya! |
| Doyle | Oh, well, that is just all different shades of nasty. |
| Drew | It's finally over. Eleven years of hoping we'd never have to face Kur, and now that we have... I can't believe this is him. |
| Doyle | You don't have to believe it. That's why I brought the proof. |
| Doyle | See, I figured out how it works. The glow gets brighter the closer you are to Kur. |
| Drew | Doyle, just get rid of that thing. Trust me, you hang on to something like that too long, you'll wish you'd never found it. |
| Zak | Huh? |
| Doc | Zak! Boys! |
| Drew | Ohh! Are you guys all right? |
| Zak | We're okay. Did you see what I did? |
| Fiskerton | [Garbled] |
| Doyle | Uh, Professor? |
| Zak | Mom? |
| [Credits Play] |